Take Me On A Journey

Me llamo Haley and I blog whatever. peace out homie ✌
Anonymous asked: You are absolutely perfect! Are you single??? <3


Answer:

Nah son

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

(via hotboyproblems)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via foodless)

basedgosh:

*apologizes* *apologizes for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes after you say its ok* *repeats cycle*

(via foodless)

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

(via foodless)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via the-black-power-ranger)

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

(Source: nataliaromanov, via the-black-power-ranger)

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